How Bad It Is

Came home last night from our first night out together in a very long time. Sarah paid the babysitter while I heated up some left-over pizza. The babysitter left and Sarah got herself one of her chocolate chip cookies she had made earlier in the day. We flipped on the TV. It was SNL. Seth Meyers was doing the news. Sarah pointed the changer at him and I said, "No, wait wait wait, leave it. Let's see how bad it is." Seth read something off the teleprompter. The audience laughed. I looked over at Sarah and she looked at me. We looked back at the TV. Seth was leaning on an elbow, smirking at us. He then shuffled his papers and swiveled around in his chair. Sarah ate her cookie. I ate my pizza. Seth said something else and the audience laughed.