THOMAS THE TRAIN WAS A NAZI SYMPATHIZER!

"No, dude, that's fuckin' hilarious!"

"Hey, he's a German train, right? I'm sure he was made in Germany. Okay, so that's your job, you just write the script. I've gotta guy who can do it all."

"Yeah, alright. Man, like we could just have him on trial. The whole island of Sodor will be in an uproar with all sorts of press and shit. 'THOMAS THE TRAIN WAS A NAZI SYMPATHIZER!' We'll put the poor fucker on the stand. Everyone will turn against him, all the other trains, what's his name, Sir Topham Hatt? But I swear I didn't know those were people back there! I promise, I had no idea! I thought they were cows! I have no neck, see, I can't see what's going on behind me! Oh God! What have I done?!'"

"It's fuckin' great. Haha! I love it! Let's do it!"

"Really? Yeah, I don't know. Why not just write something ABOUT doing it? I could just write something tomorrow about us talking about it or something. I mean, what's the difference?"

"Yeah, I guess. Hey, you got any George Dickel?"