THE HEALING NATURE OF COWS

Hey, did I ever tell you about the time everything turned to shit again and I flew home to Oklahoma and borrowed my friend's car and drove to the mountain because all I wanted to do was see that mountain again but I didn't even make it to the mountain because I saw this herd of cows and for whatever reason I decided to pull over and I walked over to the fence and they all came over to me and I sat down in front of them in that dirt and they looked at me and they rolled their heads and snorted and flung their tails and wiggled their ears and every now and then a great powerful stream of piss would shoot out of one of them and spray against the hard earth and I just sat there, smiling, watching them watching me until all of a sudden I began to cry? Oh, and I forgot to mention the flies. Man, you should've seen all those damn flies!