MODELING 101

"Wait, no, it was Eddie Bauer I think. No, that's right, it was that other catalog. Shit, I forgot the name of it. Where the hell were we? I think we were in Colorado? No no, that's right, it WAS Eddie Bauer! We were in Utah. No, wait, shit, it was Whistler! That's right, cause they had all that Olympic shit there. Anyway, I got drunk the night before and ate a bunch of sushi and all day long, I just kept having the worst shits..."