Monday, June 4, 2012

George Mayfield: The World's Greatest Predictor Of Genitalia.

"Dude, that's fucking insane! Where did he live? He must be dead by now right?" 

"Oh yeah. He died like in 79' or 80', something like that. He lived all over but then he finally settled down out west somewhere. I wanna say, New Mexico or maybe Nevada. But no, man, you should see this stuff, it's incredible. That dude, Andy, has a book of his work."

"Andy?" 

"The dude we met at Max's that night. The one with the beard."

"Oh, yeah. Man, I don't know about that guy."

"Yeah, you know, he's young, he's still got that hipster thing going on."

"Yeah... So like how'd it work? People would pay him?"

"Oh, yeah. It was a real thing, man. He would show up somewhere, usually at a bar, and people would pay him like $10 bucks or something for a painting. They say he'd have you walk around in front of him a bit and then he'd have you sit down and he'd just stare at you for a while. Then he'd ask you a few questions about your life, you know, typical stuff, like where you were from, your ancestry, shit like that. And then he'd ask you to just keep talking to him while he worked. It'd take him like 5 or 10 minutes."

"So, like, he was really dead on, like every time?"

"Every time. The book Andy has also has photographs beside the paintings of the people naked. It's fucking incredible, man."

"What's his name again, George...?"

"George Mayfield. The cover of the book says, George Mayfield, The World's Greatest Predictor Of Genitalia!"

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