Friday, April 19, 2013

TIME TRAVELERS

"Dude, fuck off... Wait, you're serious? You only get one chance, that's it."

"Yeah, no, I get it."

"And that's what you would do? Of all the places you could travel back in time to, that's what you would choose? You could go back and invest in Starbucks or Apple! You could go back and try to stop 911!"

"Well, yeah, I'd probably do something like that, but I'm just saying that's what I would WANT to do. You know, that's what would be the most exciting for me."

"Watching your wife have sex with one of her old boyfriends?"

"Are you kidding me? What could possibly be more interesting than that?!"

"Yeah, I don't know, dude."

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