UNDRAWN CARTOON with title: Look! It's Frosty The Snowman, kids! Oh Wait, Jesus!

A neat family- Father, mother, son and daughter (8 & 10 respectively) stand in front of good old Frosty on a pleasant winter day, only everyone is absolutely shocked because... Frosty is in a deranged stupor (coal eyes spinning around and around), furiously masturbating (fat, gnarly, erect, slightly crooked carrot for a penis). CAPTION: "Fuckity fuck fuck, fuckity fuck fuck, look at Frosty go!"