BRIEF PHONE CONVERSATION WITH MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, BRYCE:

"Right? I mean, that's really all anyone wants. You just want to watch something going in or coming out of something. It's like fucking, like watching your dick going in and out. That's what it is, that's all there is. I mean, you could watch that for the rest of your life and never get bored. It's like this primal desire. Dude, I watched this video of this liver cyst being drained! Oh my God! I mean, it's the most incredible thing I've ever seen in my life! It's like it's gratifying or satisfying or something. They were squeezing out all these huge bubbles and shit. It was fucking amazing! It just kept coming out!"

"Man, I'm telling you, I've been thinking about this. People think you're just going for shock value or something, posting that stuff, but I get it, man, I know you're watching this stuff for a reason. You're really seeing something profound in it. It's all tied in, right? It's like this universal underlying property, but you're identifying it, man, like you're describing it. It's wave particle theory. For some reason, you're sensitive to it. Something's going on beneath the surface that almost nobody sees. You're getting to the pulse, you're identifying it. I'm telling you, you're really hitting on it, man. So like this liver cyst, it's not what it is, it's what you're able to see in it or through it, right? You're seeing or at least you're sensing, you know, the lattice, the source."

"Dude, we could light the world on fire! We'd be like Elton John and that fucker!"

"Haha!"

"That's it, you've gotta move back in with us! I'm going back to modeling so we'll need somebody to help out. Are you still on probation?"

"Yeah."

"Damn. I'm telling you, you're the greatest person for me to talk to."

"Awe, come on."

"I'm serious. Are you still at McDonald's?"

"Yeah."

"Man, I was just thinking the other day, why in the world is this guy working at McDonald's? But then I started thinking, holy shit! How fucking amazing is that? It's perfect really, it's like art, you working there."

"Oh, stop."

"I'm serious. You know, I want to work at Walmart just so I can do that little rally, cheer thing they do then quit, ya know. Alright, thanks, that's it, I'm out!"

"Haha!"

"Oh, fuck, man! I've gotta go!"

"Alright, you go."