It wouldn't surprise me in the least to see basically anything anymore. If I were to run into someone I know and now their nose was where their mouth was and vice versa, I'd probably just go ahead and accept it without another thought. I could be in line at Rite Aid and see the old woman in front of me pull out a hatchet and begin hacking the cashier's face off and I'd probably just stand there with my basket of diapers, beer, and wetwipes, waiting my turn. There's no sci fi that has ever done it justice. I'm more baffled by my mailman than Jeffery Dahmer. I could easily look down and discover that my toothbrush is a screwdriver or that the contact I'm about to put in my eye is a quarter. I seldom look in the pot anymore after shitting because I'm tired of seeing those stupid turds. They never have anything interesting to say.
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