AN EXAMPLE OF ONE OF THE COUNTLESS CARTOONS I WOULD BE SUBMITTING TO PLAYBOY OR PENTHOUSE OR MAYBE HUSTLER IF ONLY MY PARENTS WOULD'VE CARED ENOUGH TO ENCOURAGE MY DRAWING AND I WASN'T SO AFRAID OF HOW MY WIFE WOULD REACT IF SHE FOUND OUT I WAS SPENDING MY TIME CREATING CARTOONS TO SUBMIT TO PLAYBOY OR PENTHOUSE OR HUSTLER EVEN IF MY PARENTS HAD ENCOURAGED MY DRAWING:

1. Frumpy, middled aged man jerking off naked on his back (underwear pulled down around his ankles), sideways across the bed as his wife squats (standing beside the bed) her big white pimply ass down upon his face. The man's face is completely buried in her butt. She's picking at a fingernail, bored and disgusted. Her purse and keys are on the floor beside her and her skirt is simply pulled down to her knees. She still has her jacket and scarf on as she is clearly doing this out of some sort of last minute manipulation or pity.

CAPTION (Woman): Hurry up, Frank! I'm meeting Nancy and Kelly for coffee!