Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Fun Little FB Rant:





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      • Chip Schwartz Got it!
        2 hours ago via mobile · 

      • Philip Bram Reaching Transcendence While Enduring Life In The Modern World For Dummies.
        about an hour ago ·  · 1

      • Philip Bram Minimizing The Degradation And Humiliation Of Life For Dummies.
        about an hour ago ·  · 1

      • Philip Bram Accepting That The Way You View The World At Your Most Depressed State Is Just And Accurate And Then Not Killing Yourself For Dummies.

      • Philip Bram My Father's A Republican For Dummies.
        about an hour ago ·  · 1

      • Philip Bram Making It Through An Ordinary Day After Staying Up Half The Night Watching The Most Hideous Videos Of Atrocities You Could Ever Imagine On YouTube For Dummies.

      • Philip Bram Fighting Back The Overwhelming Urge To Do Physical Harm To, Or At Least De-depants, Hipsters For Dummies.
        about an hour ago ·  · 1

      • Philip Bram Lessening Or Even Eliminating Jealousy Of People Who Are Somehow Able To Accept Life In This Abysmal World For Dummies.

      • Philip Bram Removing Your Own Hearing Safely And Painlessly At Home For Dummies.
        about an hour ago ·  · 1

      • Philip Bram Stop Hating Women Because They Have Total Rein Over You Simply Because Of Their Bodies For Dummies.
        about an hour ago ·  · 1

      • Philip Bram Maintaining Relationships With Family Or Friends Who Don't Appreciate The Significance Of Bob Dylan For Dummies.

      • Philip Bram What The Fuck's Up With All This Stupid Fucking Superhero Bullshit? For Dummies.
        53 minutes ago ·  · 1

      • Philip Bram Stop Waking Up Each Morning Anguishing Over That Fact That You Brought Your Sweet Little Angel Child Into This Deadly Prison Of A Life For Dummies.
        50 minutes ago · 

      • Stephanie Minor is this for real
        49 minutes ago · 

      • Philip Bram Letting Go Of The Embarrassment Of Secretly Longing That Just Once You Could Feel What It Feels Like To Be A Voluptuous Woman For Dummies.
        47 minutes ago · 

      • Philip Bram Letting Go Of Literally Everything And Accepting The Consequences Because That's The Only Way To Reach The LIght For Dummies.
        44 minutes ago · 

      • Philip Bram Training Yourself To Wipe Your Ass With The Other Hand For Dummies.
        43 minutes ago · 

      • Philip Bram Stop Constantly Seeing All The Events Of 911 In Your Mind In Laughable Cartoon Form For Dummies.
        42 minutes ago · 

      • Philip Bram How To Go About Your Stupid Day While Constantly Being Reminded That All That Energy That Has Fueled The Worst Atrocities That Have Ever Happened On This Sick World Is Alive And Well For Dummies.
        40 minutes ago · 

      • Chip Schwartz You're so uplifting, Phil!
        38 minutes ago via mobile ·  · 1

      • Philip Bram How To Cry Again When You Feel Strongly If You Ever Cry Again You May Never Stop For Dummies.
        38 minutes ago · 

      • Philip Bram Minimizing Out Of Necessity Those Catatonic Stupors You Wind Up In Throughout The Day Where You Find Yourself Staring At Clouds Or Trees Or The Hideous Hole Of A Mouth That's Moving Around On Some Stupid Assholes' Face That Happens To Be In Front Of You For Dummies.
        33 minutes ago · 

      • Philip Bram Accurately Predicting The Size, Shape, Color, And Even Smell Of Genitalia From A Person's Physical Attributes For Dummies.
        28 minutes ago · 

      • Philip Bram Channeling The Spiritual Energy Of All The People You Have Known That Have Died Into Your Artwork For Dummies.
        26 minutes ago · 

      • Philip Bram Learning To Gather All The Evidence You Will Ever Need By Watching Nothing But Fox News And Whatever's On That Christian Network For Dummies.
        21 minutes ago · 

      • 19 minutes ago ·  · 1

      • Erica Hauser I would love to see these texts sandwiched between all the other (less inspired) Dummies titles
        7 minutes ago · 

      • Philip Bram Stop Wishing That All Those Idiotic Fucks Are Right And That There Is A God Just So You Can Have A Place To Direct Your Hatred For Dummies.
        6 minutes ago · 

      • Philip Bram Okay, I'm exhausted... Sorry about all of that. Got a little carried away.
        5 minutes ago ·  · 1

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