THE BUDGET

"I'm telling you, we could just do live feed porn. I think people really make money. I wouldn't have to go back to modeling. We'll just wear bunny heads or something."

"You're insane. Plus, I'm not bleaching my asshole."

"No, you wouldn't have to. We'd probably have to get a bunch of crazy toys and stuff but..."

"Okay, so here's everything we owe on bills and credit cards. How much is your American Express?"

"Fuck, I don't know. A LOT. Hey, what do you think of the title, Boil The Head Of Anything?"

"So look, if we set aside just a couple extra hundred dollars a week... Oh my God, you're disgusting!"

"What?"

"Don't act like you didn't just fart! It's not funny... Ummm, what do you think you're doing?"

"What?"

"If you post this I'm gonna kill you!"