REFRESHING

I just want to be able to film myself on some specialized camera that can be replayed in slow motion while I sit out in my yard on one of our big orange chairs, sipping beer all summer long with my mouth hung open as much as possible in an attempt to capture something, maybe a big dragonfly or just a large moth as it flies into my mouth and the ridiculousness of my reaction. I mean, come on, would that not be something spectacularly refreshing?