BORING

Look, let me break it down for you, man. You're boring. You're fucking boring. You're boring everyone here. Hey, I'm sorry to be so harsh but you gotta hear this shit. You're fucking boring. At least from what I know of you, from what you've shown me. And, look, there's absolutely nothing wrong with being boring. I LOVE boring people. They're good for me to be around. I'm not sure why but they are. So that would be fine. But you're trying to not be boring. You're trying so hard to be the opposite of who you are. And that's what makes it even more boring. You're obvious. You're uncomfortable with yourself. Just let go, man, and be boring. Just listen. Pay attention. Surrender. And before you know it, you probably won't be boring anymore.