Notes Of Ideas Of Pieces Of Sculpture I Would Love To Try To Make If I Live Long Enough And Am Somehow Able To Retire And Have The Time And The Space To Make Such Things:

#1. Hyper real, life sized, hairy, dead obese man (350 to 400 lb range) in perfect fetal position upon a concrete floor. We do not see his face, only the back of his head (curly, greasy, greying black hair), as it is tucked into his flabby arms. The poor fuck had shit himself at death (shit spray ring smeared around his gaping ass about the size of say, a standard sized frisbee, and a rat sized turd with tail to boot slipping out from his hard, swollen ring). The man is pasty white or blue or purple or black or reddish in places depending upon information gathered of such things from the internet (perhaps try to talk to some FX movie guru? shit, man, you know people!). The piece should be displayed in the center of an enclosed space. Lighting is key. Maybe either a dusty old pendant lamp or one lone 40 or 60 watt bulb (clear one where you can see the filament) buzzing from above at viewers eye level (again, talk to Jim Vermeulen or someone). The piece is called NED.