HIPSTER DUDES

Two sets of full on hipster dudes, late 20s/early 30s, all 4 men equally ridiculous and obvious in their carefully considered attempts to define themselves through grooming and attire. We are on a sidewalk at dusk in Brooklyn. Two of the men (Set One) are standing outside the door of a dive bar, rolling cigarettes, while the other set (Set Two) has just walked by them, deeply engrossed in conversation.

SET TWO (Either man): "Exactly, dude! It's just like religion. There's no place for truth in anything unless there's discussion and argument,... dissent!"

SET ONE (Either man): "I fuckin' hate hipsters."