Thursday, September 13, 2012

More Advice From Dr. Ely Wootenflaurt:


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  • Philip Bram If you're ever vacationing on a beach somewhere and you get the feeling that you're about to be attacked by a group of large men in gorilla suits, before you wind up suffocating at the bottom of that dogpile, trust your instincts, be preemptive, get your ass down there immediately and position your arms in such a way that creates a fine pocket of air between your face and the sand. Don't worry how it looks. If they don't come and someone asks you what the hell you were doing, just deny it. Tell them THEY'RE crazy.
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