COME ON, MAN

"Come on, man, no one climbs into love."

THE FUCKER

I actually really like him. I think he's come pretty far with the energy he has. I just can't stand to be around the fucker.

RIGHT AT MY ASSHOLE

Another reason I wouldn't want to be a gay man or a good looking woman is that I'd hate to always have to consider the fact that whenever I had sex, at some point, the other person's most likely going to be staring right at my asshole.

THE SADDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD

"That's all he wanted was a boob?" "Yeah, he had one when he woke up but not very much because he was too excited to wake up." "Could you imagine being excited to wake up?" "That's the saddest thing I've ever heard."

THIS

It's the only thing I've ever done that I didn't do in fear.

Hey, man, thou shalt worship something.

HOLD ON

Wait, I think you've mistaken me for something else.