Tuesday, January 21, 2014

THAT'S ALL

Hey, look, it's nothing personal, you just became totally worthless to me, that's all.

Monday, January 20, 2014

REMEMBER, THEO:

"Dense, clotted, murky things."

HOLD YOUR POTATO

Dude, trust me, you're fine. All you gotta do is be quiet. Just try to be quiet, especially when you feel you really need to talk.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

GOD IS DEAD

"Daddy… DAD-DY!" "WHAT?!" "Why aren't trucks as smart as cars?" "Because God is dead."

OH, FUCK, MAN, I KNOW

Hey, look at me! I'm so free because I'm free!

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Hmmm

Maybe that's why I've always been more attracted to women when they're driving?